There are two types of people (from funnyjunk.com) |
Every sort of intolerance arises from the first type:
* Why can’t they learn to speak English?
* Why can’t he drive faster?
* Why don’t they teach their kids some manners?
* Why don’t they rake their leaves more often?
* Why won’t they drink with me?
* Why won’t he go to church?
* Why don’t they vote?
* Why don’t they wave hello?
Etc, i.e., "Why doesn't everyone do things like I do?"
[2014-02-14]
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A few things I say to myself (but not out loud, and in no particular order)...
I’m among the most talented writers I know.
If I were single, I’d marry me.
Sorry, Jesus, that wasn't very nice, was it?
Have you seen my marbles?
Wow, she’s a babe. Shame on me. But, wow.
[2013-12-09]
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