dys-sex-lic (and God on Judgment Day)

Overheard a long, long time ago: “I just can’t talk to purty gurls. I must be dys-sex-lic.”

Why is that funny? He was serious. He thought that was a real word.

[2013-01-03]

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I’m not an artist, but if I were, I would draw this cartoon:

God on Judgment Day standing at the head of a long line with a microphone in his hand, and he says to me: “I’m sorry, Clarence, that's the wrong answer, but thanks for playing. Rod, tell Clarence what he’s won.”

[2013-03-04]

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