Overheard

Real things I really heard in real meetings:

"Oh, youre exacerbating." (I think they meant exaggerating.)

"If we're not careful, the problem will grow excrementally."

"Breast practices."

[2014-08-19]

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My wife hates my long hair. It's a constant source of irritation for her. Yesterday while we grocery shopped she said I was an embarrassment and that others were looking at me in disgust. She just about finally had me convinced that what I saw in the mirror was not what others were seeing, until she added: "I wish I had your hair," and all the sudden, I saw years of personal grooming debate in a new light.

[2014-07-27]

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