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If the towel dispenser is empty...
... please use your clothes.
There's nothing quite like putting your hands under an electronic soap dispenser, hearing a motor whir, and nothing comes out, and repeating the process from sink to sink until you reach the electronic paper towel dispenser that is out of paper towels.
The old days may have had more germs, but at least you knew when you were out of soap and paper towels.
[2012-10-04]
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When you discipline a child...
... it's to help them grow up into a responsible adult.
When you discipline an adult, it's because they never did.
The first sort is hopeful and loving and exhausting.
The second is just exhausting.
[2012-10-03]
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Say something else in that ear.
The best advice comes through example.
Do you get up every morning saying "I'm going to be human today. I'm going to walk on two legs and eat and talk and admire the daisies" ? Neither do I get up every morning saying "I'm going to be an angel today."
If you are really one thing, you can't be another.
-- Clarence 0
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Minor changes such as adding a mirror and installing better lighting may partly achieve these goals, but you may need to do a major renovation including a new layout to maximize the use of the space.
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