One guy says to the other: I need a joke...

So one guy says to the other:  “I need a joke about social security.”

The other guy says: “Howabout this:

    Who was that lady I saw you with last night? 

    That was no lady, that was my wife!”

The first guy says: “I said I need a joke about social security!”

The other guy says: “Don't you get it? That joke is over 65!”

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Sounds like something you might hear today. Eddie Cantor told that joke on the radio in the 1930’s.

Everything old is new again.

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What do you want on your tombstone?

This hypothetical tombstone says ‘CORRIGENDUM TO FOLLOW’:

 

Okay, a little esoteric, but that there’s funny, you gotta give me that.

[2013-10-10]

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