Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Are you going to heaven?

Are you going to heaven?


c0 Crucifix
Catholic
Today, yes. I'm still working on tomorrow.
c0 Logo of the Lutheran Church
Lutheran
Yep, but not because of anything I did or can do.
c0 Logo of the Christian Reformed Church
Calvinist
I don't know and I can't change it one way or the other.
c0 Logo of the General Association of Reglar Baptist Churches
Baptist
Yep, and I can't change it one way or the other.
c0 Logo of the Unitarian Church
Unitarian
I thought we were here for an interpretive dance of Hard Choices by Hillary Clinton.

This table was pretty much an excuse to make a joke.



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c0 Passed out in the pewHow would you like to have been that guy in Corinth when the pastor read Paul's latest letter out loud and everyone realized he was talking about you getting drunk at communion.

Would have been a long camel ride home with the missus.

Oy vey, you can't be happy with a bisl, always schlepping back for seconds and thirds, and all the goyim looking at us, they're new in church, you know, they don't know matzoh from Ritz. Such a shlemiel, mother was right.


[2014-05-12]


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1 comment:

  1. Funny! But that's a good point - The people that did these horrific things that Paul cites must have realized even then that their infamy was assured - knowing that the Epistle would be circulated far and wide. They would not have known of course, that the letter would be canonized and become a timeless document on a par the writings of the prophets and that people would talk about their poor example for thousands of years! (I'm glad Paul also taught reconciliation!)

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